personal blog thing

drakonlily:

lorentztransformation:

timetravelingspacerobots:

Sometimes I just want Will Graham to wear a note pinned to his jacket that says:

Hi,

I’m Special Agent Will Graham of the FBI.

If found please send back to Doctor Hannibal Lecter’s office in Baltimore, Maryland.

Thank you

PS. If found without pants, please provide some.

Provide pants, eh?

No one wants him wearing pants, shush

Don’t lie. Everyone loves dramatic irony pants. 

timetravelingspacerobots:

Sometimes I just want Will Graham to wear a note pinned to his jacket that says:

Hi,

I’m Special Agent Will Graham of the FBI.

If found please send back to Doctor Hannibal Lecter’s office in Baltimore, Maryland.

Thank you

PS. If found without pants, please provide some.

Provide pants, eh?

purempathy:

I’M ONE EPISODE BEHIND. 

SCYLAS. SCYLAS, YOU MOTHER FUCKER, WE NEED TO WATCH.

natellite:

lorentztransformation:

natellite:

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I think part of it might be the cost and the fact that it’s a huge franchise! IDK. (I dunno about the tea, but starbucks coffee tastes burnt to me and I only drink it so I can use the sitting area or bc of drivethroughs to limit human interaction)

listen: i get it! a lot of starbucks coffee - especially the darker roasts like French or Gold Coast - is really really dark. i think my perspective is different because, as my store’s trainer, i do coffee tastings all across the roast spectrum literally three or four times a week.

and here’s my secret: with the exception of a few roasts (most notably Kenya), i drink my coffee with a shitload of half and half. black coffee is great when you’re doing a tasting but if i want coffee i want to be able to drink it.

I usually do condensed milk or heavy cream or a mix of both when I have it at home, so trust me, I’m totally doing the cream thing when I get coffee out!

oh me too :3 i really like heavy cream in my coffee (mostly because half-and-half has some carbs, and heavy cream is just all fat)

Yeah, that’s part of the reason I’ve switched over. My dad’s side is black and native (read: haha, I am metabolically fucked with a “western” diet) and my nana and my auntie both already have diabetes (and my dad’s gluc levels were a bit too high for a while). My mom’s side is white, but her mom died from complications due to diabetes, so while fat’s still not all that great, I’ll be better off taking my chances with it. 

That, and I’m a cheap bastard and I will literally drink less fucking heavy cream because “Jesus Christ this shit is expensive best to make it last.”

natellite:

golben:

why the fuck is whipped cream default on coffee nowadays. it adds nothing but gross sugar

golby. i want you to know that i’m totally with you. i get you. but a venti frappuccino has more calories than a big mac. if you want something other than gross sugar, the frappuccino is not the drink for you

Not only are the calories high, but, since it’s a drink, your brain won’t really process it as “food” and you’ll most likely end up overeating at some point. 

Unless you’re like me and coffee tends to kill your hunger so you end up forgetting to eat and then you’re shaky and angry and you can hear the howls of your ancestors in your head saying things like “I did not survive the mother fucking Bearing Strait for your dumb ass to forget food due to modern candy drinks”.

natellite:

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I think part of it might be the cost and the fact that it’s a huge franchise! IDK. (I dunno about the tea, but starbucks coffee tastes burnt to me and I only drink it so I can use the sitting area or bc of drivethroughs to limit human interaction)

listen: i get it! a lot of starbucks coffee - especially the darker roasts like French or Gold Coast - is really really dark. i think my perspective is different because, as my store’s trainer, i do coffee tastings all across the roast spectrum literally three or four times a week.

and here’s my secret: with the exception of a few roasts (most notably Kenya), i drink my coffee with a shitload of half and half. black coffee is great when you’re doing a tasting but if i want coffee i want to be able to drink it.

I usually do condensed milk or heavy cream or a mix of both when I have it at home, so trust me, I’m totally doing the cream thing when I get coffee out!

rabbivole:

my body responds to like 80% of stimuli with nausea, granted, but

when im really tired i get nauseous

im really tired

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

I also get super nauseated when tired. Well. Not exactly tired. When I have to get up after not enough sleep, I’m nauseous. 

(of course, I usually say “sick” because spelling the word “nauseous” requires a herculean effort from me because my brain just can’t read all those vowels at once so I have no idea what order they go in)

grassfire:

it’s not so much that people want every character in dragon age or mass effect or whatever to be romanceable, it’s more that people would like some options in their space magic kissing games that aren’t the usual conventionally attractive+[unsubtle character trait] combo.

If you put your games out there as being inclusive and responsive to player choice in terms of having relationship development between the player character and your party/NPCs, then you should probably expect that your audience might feel somewhat upset that when it turns out that that you’ve only made a couple of stock-standard options available before implying that anyone else who expresses the faintest wish for something/someone different is greedy or weird or slutty or whatever it is.

I dunno. I rarely take romance options in my wizard machine space dragon soap operas because that’s not what I’m personally into/that’s not the right thing for ~*~my role playing game characters~*~, but I fully understand why people feel left out when the message has been OPTIONS CHOICES VARIETY INCLUSIVENESS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE and it turns out that all they’ve got to pick from is a variation on The Buff But Not Threatening Nice Guy, The Brooding Guy, The Hyper Sexy Lady and The Uncomfortably Childlike Predator Bait.

(or, considering this is dragon age we’re talking about, the token cross dressing prostitute)

You can’t get mad when all along you’ve promised people variety and choice, and then scold them because they express mild disappointment that their choice never seems to be available.

YOU SHOULD LIKE WHATEVER THEY GIVE YOU BECAUSE THAT’S THE STORY AND THE STORY IS ~PERFECT~ AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR EVER WANTING ANYTHING ELSE.